Rain is a form of water. A dirtier, more acidic, fall-from-the-sky-and-make-muddy-puddles form of water.
Vitamin Water, the trendy sports drink of those who give a shit about their antioxidants and whatever the hell else, now has a competitor! VitaRain, Kirkland Brands' (known for producing generic versions of everything to ever exist, and then selling them at Costco stores) new drink is like Vitamin Water. A dirtier, more acidic, fall-from-the-sky-and-make-muddy-puddles form of Vitamin Water.
It comes in 4 FUN flavors, like their version of Strawberry-Kiwi, called "ALERT". What that means is, you'll be incredibly ALERT that this stuff tastes awful. It left a nasty aftertaste that was akin to drinking pure sugar-water in terms of consistency. You can almost taste all the acids and "minerals" thrown into this vile vial (LOLWORDPLAY). The label shows no mention of anything that can be called a vitamin, the question of how good they are for you is definitely raised.
One compound in particular, Pantothenic Acid, commonly known as Vitamin B5, is a man made substance known for giving many who consume it nasty diarhea. Well, fuck. That is just nasty.
I feel like I should mention that I drank this stuff nearly 2 hours ago, and the taste is still lingering in my mouth. Several glasses of water, a mouthwash rinse, and a thorough tooth brushing all failed to exorcise this taste-demon.
In conclusion, VitaRain is shit, don't buy it, even if you like Vitamin Water and want to spend the savings on tipping the pool boy or the maid or plastic surgery.
I give VitaRain a...
.5/10
(The .5 is because the bottle is recyclable. Fuck yea, the planet rocks!)
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